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Boy: I'm not rich like Rahul, I don't even have a big car like Rahul, but I really Luv U!
Girl: I luv u too, but tell me more about Rahul.
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What People write in their main door:
2033 B.S--> Aatithi Devo Bhava
2043 B.S--> Subha Labh
2053 B.S--> You are Welcome
2063 B.S--> Beware of Dog
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How people start their love letter:
2033 B.S--> Meri priyatama
2043 B.S--> Payri Bu-D(name)
2053 B.S--> My Dear
2063 B.S--> To Whom It May Concern
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Gabbar: Kitne admi they?
Sambha: Sardar 2
Gabbar: Mujhe ginti nahin aati, 2 kitne hote hain?
Samba: Sardar 2, 1 ke baad aata hai
Gabbar: Aur 2 ke pehle?
Samba: 2 k pehle 1 aata hai.
Gabbar: To beech mein kaun ata hai?
Samba: Beech mein koi nahi aata>
Gabbar:: To phir dono ek saath kyun nahin aate?
Samba: 1 k baad hi 2 aa sakta hai, kyun ki 2, 1 se bada hai.
Gabar: 2, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samba: 2, 1 se 1 bada hai.
Gabbar: Agar 2, 1 se 1 bada hai to 1, 1 se kitna bada hai?
Samnba: Sardar maine aapka namak khaya hai, mujhe goli maar do
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Nepal Airlines slogan: A warm experience & motherly treatment... warm b'coz AC doesn't work & motherly because Air hostesses are above 50.
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Who is more satisfied, a man with a million dollars, or a man with six children?
The man with six children. The man with a million dollars wants more.